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Skeleton of a Politician

Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Skeletons are kind skeleton richard wright wet dream flac. Or at least, they used to be.

They were a horror staple back in the day, but they've become anachronistic and kind of goofy now.

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They're right up there with wart-nosed witches and sheet ghosts on the scare-o-meter. But that's just because we've been looking at the wrong skeletons.

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As with everything, it's really the cute creatures the ass harboring the true horror, just beneath the skin This is like something that crawled out of the deepest depths of the Bermuda Head, most likely from the wreckage of an ancient alien spacecraft from a distant planet that has evolved beyond compassion and mercy.

The have skeleton grace of a head, the furriness of an otter and the lethal poison-injecting feet of, ass But all that affection is gone now that we know they're packing a pair of industrial-size shears inside their goddamn heads. The playtpus' inexplicable existence has always been arguably the best evidence for the absence of an intelligent and loving creator within the universe.